syckophant | Eichi's Heart- Session 4

Eichi's Heart- Session 4

There must be worse things.

..... Surely.

Everyday death starts looking more and more appealing than humiliation.

Hope that's what they were going for.

Honestly the lack of flats is more insulting than the dress.

. . .

Why do you need heels?

[Jealous of his height? Him? Nah. Never.]

I imagine it is for the aesthetics and not the utility.

You've been over enough to guess, right? Our two friends are not merely a coincidence.

I don't have to guess. He brags about them all the time.

Then I don't have to ask you to behave. Not that I would anyway. You don't seem to be one to be cruel for no reason.

The only one being cruel here is His Majesty.

[He says with zero reverence.

Also he's stealing all the robotic cleaning tools from the closet BECAUSE HE CAN.]

[Emet does not understand the roomba or the leaf blowers so they are his! He also can't help but chuckle at his face.]

If you need anything tall, do ring, hmm?

I plan to head to the theater.